Slayers Do Vegas
Faith and Buffy hit Las Vegas in big style. We have good times, bad
times, fun, frolicks, cocktails, bikini-clad racks, Star Trek, pink
inflatable elephants, Big Bad's, Tara and Willow towards the end,
Purple Girl from Star's 'You've Got Mail', and SEX! What more could
you ask for? Also, I have since improved in the old 'comma situation'.
Forgive the terrible punctuation in these early stories. I will get
round to correcting them, but there are 200+ to check. It's a long
job. Hey, make it a game! I sprinkled the commas about so you could
figure out where to put them. Aren't I kind?
I- Planning Ahead Is Essential
II- Keep Your Eyes on the Road and
Your Hands Where I Can See Them!
III- Fairy Tales & Real Life
aka Oil & Water
IV - White Knights & Round Cleavage
V- Flirting Can Seriously Enhance
Your Libido
VI - There's More than One Way to
Feed a Slayer
VII -Playing Mental Health Games
is Not Good for your Psyche
VIII- When Playing Games, Slayers
Should Stick to Scrabble
IX - Don't Put Your Foot on the Heart
Brake
X - MTV Weirdness DeathMatch. Vegas
V SunnyHell
XI - Dream Sequences Make the World
Go Round
XII - When Carrying a Flaming Torch,
Please Wear Oven Gloves
XIII - It's all About the Chi-Chi's,
baby
XIV - When Stroking Ego's, Please
File Nails First
XV - When Conversing With A Slayer,
Vowel Sounds Will Do
XVI- To Alert Slayer, Please Pull
Chord Sharply
XVII - Do Not Let Sleeping Slayers
Lie
XVIII - I'm the Faith in Creation,
So Take A Drag on Elation
XIX - For Best Results, Please Cold
Wash on a Gentle Spin
XX - If They Come by the Pound,
I don't Want to go Metric!
XXI - To Open, Gently Prise Top
Off and Remove Inner Covering
XXII - For Best Results Apply Regularly,
to All Areas of the Body
XXIII - The Voodoo - 'Who-Do-What-You-Don't-Dare-To'
People - R rated
XXIV - It Can Be Hell Getting Into
Heaven - R rated
XXV - Slayers & TLC; A Little
Goes a Long Way
XXVI - Something in her Smile was
so Bitchin'
XXVII- Please Be Careful of Low
Flying Brain Cells
XXVIII-Slayer Cocktail:Take Three
Parts Alcohol, One Part Lust,Two Slayers, Stir and Enjoy
XXIV - For Best Results, Soak in
Alcohol for Two hours Before Eating
XXX- Stewed Slayers In Vegas Aka;
Porn with 29 Previous Parts of Plot - R rated
XXXI - Bend Me, Shape Me, Any Way
You Want Me - NC-17
XXXII - Sundown - NC-17
XXXIII - One Tub of Rocky Road Ice-Cream
and Two Spoons, Please
XXXIV - Memories, All My Troubles
Seemed So Far Away
XXXV - Dead Inside - NC-17
XXXVI- Everytime I trust you, I
lose in the End
XXXVII - I've Made my Bed and Now
it's Time to Sleep
XXXVIII- A Bird in the Hand is Better
than a Smack in the Face with a Brick
XXXIX - One Small Step at A Time
Usually Means A Boring Walk to The Shops
XXXX - aka Slayer Barbie & the
SlutWonder Take Vegas, Instead of Each Other
XLI - To Keep Slayers in Perfect
Working Condition, Lubricate Frequently
XLII - Anyone Can Make You Sweat,
But I Can Keep You Wet
XLIII - For the Perfect Snack; Take
Two Slayers, Sprinkle with Underwear & Leave to Roast For An Hour
- NC-17
XLIV - For Best Results, Keep Slayers
Moist, and On A High Heat All Day - NC-17
XLV - DANGER! Please Keep Slayer's
Mood Even, At All Times!
XLVI- Shimmer, Shimmer, Like A Girl
Should
XLVII - You Gotta Get it Glimmer,
Shimmer, Sparkle While You Can - NC-17
XLVIII - Shame, Crashing, Falling
Off of the Tracks Now - R rated
XLIX - I Nailed You, Until You're
Walking the Walk - R rated
L [50]- Ding, Dong, the Witch Is
Dead! - NC-17
LI [51]- Sometimes, Just Sometimes,
There's A Happy Ending
LII [52]- A Lot of Bang For Your Buck
LIII [53]- Slowly, Slowly, Catchy Slayer
LIV [54]- It's a Shame, You Have a Mind
of Your Own Now
LV [55]- Open My Eyes, How'd I Get Here?
LVI [56]- The Haze of the Biggest Mistake
I’ve Ever Made
LVII [57]- I Think I Might Just;
Regret It
LVIII [58]- I Think I Might Just; Rewind
It
LIX [59]- I Think I Might Just; Change
The Channel
LX [60] - Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
LXI [61] - Veritas Vos Liberabit
LXII [62] - You're My Xena, I'm
You're Gabrielle
LXIII [63] - 105lbs of Lean, Mean,
Kinky Machine
LXIV [64] - Facta Non Verba RE-WRITTEN
ON 13.12.01
LXV [65] - I Had To Fall To Lose
It All
LXVI [66] - Where's Your Head At?
LXVII [67] - My Charnel House
LXVIII [68] - Fortes Fortuna Iuvat
LXIX [69] - And Then There Were
None
